Keystone Hash House Harriers

So Easy a Half-Mind Could do it!

KH3 Mismanagement

After many stressful but successful years on the RA & Songmeister Circuit, Tour has been convinced (probably while drunk) to serve as our beloved GM.  Best known for his song parodies that often involve fellow hashers, you probably barely remember seeing his antics at many a hash weekend performing with the best band ever, Bubba.  Seen here in his natural habitat, kilted and standing near a musical instrument.

Just like the haberdashers of old, Pro Boner ensures that while we may actually be a bunch of half-minded inappropriate buffoons, we look classy as hell.  Provides the kennel with patches, t-shirts and awards to proudly flaunt membership in KH3.

Somehow we convinced these half-minds not only to attend the hash, but volunteer to guide this sinking ship to new horizons of drunken debauchery.  Feel free to harass them as you see fit.

Drumroll, Please.

The man, the myth, the legend.  Almost as old as Gispert himself, Bushrat has had a long and dishonorable hashing career that we won’t make him painfully relive here.  His charge is to keep conning lazy wanks into haring trails so he doesn’t have to.  An experienced Hare himself, he claims to have never been caught. 

GM : Tour De Puke

Hare Raiser : Bushrat

Haberdasher : Pro Boner

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Religious Advisor : Panic Button

In charge of keeping the holy hash traditions alive and sufficiently embarrassing himself and other hashers in the circle, Panic is also responsible for making new hashers and visitors feel welcome and completely offended.  Can be found stumbling through the streets of Harrisburg loudly singing off-key and unintelligible hash songs in the wee hours of the morning.

 

Hash Cash : Quarterstick

Appropriately named and founding member of the Legion of Dumb, Q-stick always provides entertaining antics to cringing hashers on trail.  Always the quiet, conservative banking type, he will be handling the finances when he’s not climbing trees or blowing things up.

Established August 10, 2008